A Pressie!!

I'm really struggling with gardening here because we have the sun on our balcony most of the day. None of my plants seem to survive the heat, no matter how often I water them. I've been concentrating on my cacti as nothing seems to kill them off! Brian came home with this little specimen today to add to my collection.

My daffodil bulbs are planted and I'm hoping I will have more than lots of healthy leaves this winter. I hate the cold in England but I do really miss the drive through Cornwall when the daffodils are in flower. Hopefully, I will be able to post a lovely flowering pic come spring!!

I'm also experimenting with a poinsettia from last Christmas. I read that the plant must be cut back to a twig and kept in a dark place until October. I've done all that and now it's time to water it again. It's living in the 'intensive care' area in the kitchen at the moment so fingers crossed.

I almost forgot to mention that Jeffery, as in Doreen and Jeffery, bowling partners, rang tonight to invite us to breakfast on Sunday. It seems we are eating at Jack's Bar in Las Americas and it's a freebie! Doreen still has her ear infection..............Jeff said something about 'throat would be better'..........what on earth did he mean???

Bestest Friend in all The World!

I spoke to my mate Hazel today for the first time in ages. I was determined not to loose touch with her when I moved here but, as the time has passed, I seem to contact her less and less.
We've known each other for almost twenty years and have a similar sense of humour, so you can imagine the fun we had when we worked together.

I'm in 'down memory lane' mode today as it is four years since we boarded the Plymouth to Roscoff Ferry at the start of our journey to Tenerife.

My diary for 4th October, 2001 read 'took Top for his final health check and spent some time with the family. Said goodbye to some of our friends before boarding the ferry. Rather a rough crossing'.

I can picture it all very clearly, in my mind............scary!!

Sunday and Monday Bowling Leagues

Not a great deal to say about either league really. Doreen and I didn't do too well yesterday and lost 6 - 2. I did play loads better today but Martin and I were outclassed!!

Roll on next season as I feel it is time for a fresh start!

Happy Birthday Dean!!

Dean is my eldest nephew and is eleven today. His Dad, my brother Ray, told me that he had some good pressies so I expect he'll have a good day.

Julian took this photo last October when we all went bowling together.

Dean's main interest is football and he is an avid Blackburn Rovers supporter. He also plays for Oswaldtwistle Rovers every week.

Maybe one day he'll earn enough to keep his Auntie in comfort!!!

Have a good birthday and see you soon, lots love xxxxxxxx

Photo: Julian

Village News

Bye Juan x

We haven't found out the gory details yet but Juan has left Bar Marejada. It has split the 5 o'clock club straight down the middle as some are staying there and others have moved back to Bar Antonio. We shall see what happens next.

Brian and I walked round to Bar Rincon de Cristina at tea-time and spent an hour with John and Sally. He was having his normal moan...........coffee was horrid and the bar was too noisy! Sally was fine as Michael brought her some doggy treats!

I had a good clear out on the balcony today. Several plants that couldn't be revived got whizzed along with the digital tv dish which we no longer use. I got Brian and Tony to muck in and it didn't take too long. I have nice new chairs too.

We dumped the old chairs and tv dish next to the bins. I was well amused to see a couple of blokes wander past with the chairs and a couple of hours later someone took the dish home!!

The Rain in Spain................

Falls mainly on Tenerife!!

It didn't seem to bother 5 o'clock club though as we all sheltered under the little wooden awning and watched it team down.

It was quite a novelty really.

Los Gigantes

Tony and I had a day trip to Los Gigantes today. I had to visit the hairdresser's whilst Tony wandered around with my camera for an hour or so. I really liked all of his pics but I think these two are the best. Lovely shots of the harbour and village



You can see why it was named 'The Giants', looking at the height of those cliffs.

It was far too hot to do anything energetic and so we had a lazy lunch at one of the local English bars. We met the 'house cat' Calypso and were told that a neutered cat has the top of it's ear cut off!! Well, you learn something new every day!

Not sure I like my hair short, though.

Photos: Tony

Our Melvyn Came Home!

I was sure he was destined for the scrap heap but it seems we were very lucky. I'm not too good with car problems but it appears that it was something to do with timing and a belt. Pistons could have gone through something else or so I gather but, luckily, that didn't happen and 130 Euros later............home he came!

A big thank you to St. Jude as another hopeless case came home x.

I booked my fights today. I'm off to England for a week in October and can't wait to see my family. I don't normally do 'excited' but I'm getting there!!

Churchill's Funeral

One of i'm indoor's finest moments was being part of the team pulling the gun carriage for Sir Winston's funeral (he was third row, second in, from the right). It seems that they trained for weeks before the poor chap died. Tony brought dvd's showing the whole of the funeral, which is something I've never watched, so we had a really cheery evening viewing it.

It was impressive and I doubt that another state funeral could surpass it.

We have now moved on to 'The World at War'. I reckon I'm in for a gruelling couple of weeks!!

Sunday Bowling League

Nothing exciting to report. Doreen and I lost 6 - 2 whilst the boys won 6 - 2. We never even worked out where the weekly medal had to be this week. It has been a long season this year and I think we are all ready for a bit of a break.

Talking of breaks........our car, Melvyn, didn't make it home from the shops yesterday and ended up on top of a lorry! They don't seem to have road side repair companies here and most motor insurances include a 'grua', which delivers the vehicle to your local garage. Brian tells me that there was a lot of head scratching going on and we have to wait until later today for the diagnosis.

Poor chap had to carry all the shopping home!! Where was I? Sitting, reading on the balcony!!

Such A Fun Evening

Liz and Lyndsay suggested that we all went to this barbie up in the hills. All you could eat for nine euros and drinks for a euro each. Off we went, me, 'im indoors, Liz, Lyndsay and Tony. Donna and Miguel had arranged to meet us there.

What a disaster!! I won't go into all the details but we ended up getting our money back and bailing out. The next place we tried was closed..............flippin' heck!! We ended up at this really brilliant restaurant and had such a lovely time. The food was great! I had prawns in garlic with lamb chops to follow! Lovely grub.

The lightweights went home but Donna, Miguel and I had a late drink at Ayose's bar behind the swingpark and had a lock in, hee, hee!!

Tony did wait up for me, as I knew he would, but guess what..........Brian was snoring his head off!! Sin problema!

Up Early.......Me?

Liz and Lyndsay are picking me up in the morning for the trip to the airport to find Tony. I don't really do 'early' so it will be a bit of a shock to the system!! I'm on dog walking duty too, as Brian is working.

Tony is expecting 'im indoors to collect him, after his flight from Gatwick, so I'm hoping that I may be a pleasant suprise. At least he'll get more than a couple of 'Scottish grunts' by way of conversation on the way to San Juan! Knowing Lyndsay, he'll probably end up in the airport bar with a glass of nice red wine in his hand.

I'm having such a problem with books at the moment because I find it so hard to let them go after I've read them. We tend to use the second bedroom as a book deposit, so I had a real nightmare day trying to find a place for them all. We both read two or three books a week so you can imagine how many we have collected after living here for four years. If I can bear to part with them we may do a car boot..........happen!

Still, Tony has an almost book free bedroom!

Village News

We had a really large crowd of folks at Juan's Bar tonight and lots of chuckles!! I had a really bad moment though! We have a nice Indian chap out at the moment who was a docter in Harley Street during his professional life. We were saying what a clever chap he was and David happened to mention that he was on Mastermind once. Lying tinker!!

Having one of my blonde moments, I happened to ask what his specialist subject was...........doh!

I'm not sure that I should repeat the answer but it caused so much hilarity, and my face was very red!

Liz and Lyndsay were there, unfortunately, they are off back to Scotland next Tuesday. I'm going to miss them. We are all out for dinner on Saturday night.

I've been trying to be 'arty' with my pics again.........hope you like it!!

Do I Really Have To Mum?

I never mention the word 'vet' in his hearing but he always seems to know where we are going.

I took him for his normal walk and then tried to sneak him down the back streets in the hope he would trot on regardless. No way.........he's not as daft as he looks! Brakes came on and I had to half drag him in the door. Poor chap! His legs were shaking and he had me in a dither too!!

I can't really blame him, things pushed where they shouldn't really go and two injections in the neck! 'Mum' didn't watch but held on to him for grim death!

He was a good boy, all in all and she gave him a clean bill of health. Seventy euros and ten minutes later he ran for it!

He did have a little treat though as she gave him a manicure, ummmmm!!

Monday Bowling League

A bit of a big boys' league this one so Martin and I did really well getting two points. We both had a really good last game. It's a good fun day too because most of the league members are entertainers in some form or another.

One lad is a DJ on Power FM Radio, some are dancers and a few bar owners turn up. Monday is normally their day off so this league was designed for them in mind.

Avril and Tommy are a double act, goodness knows what they do or where they perform but they have us in fits at the bowling!

My favourite lady is Katie Kennedy. A gradely lass, who does so much for charity on the island. She also does a live act, which we went to see last year. Unfortunately, she spotted us watching.........did we get some stick!!

She also does a column for one of the local papers, link below, Doreen's Charity Fun Bowl gets a mention this week.

I gave her hell last year when she printed a photo of me after a serious mossie bite which caused my face to blow up to twice it's size. It seems I emailed her the pic, must have had too many beers that night!!

http://www.thepaper.net/

Sunday Bowling League

I don't really need to say another word, do I? The medal remains at 'im indoors side so Doreen and I didn't do too well!

This Sunday League is getting a little bit out of order at the minute as it seems that anyone can bring a 'sub' in at short notice. We knew we had to play Les and Jackie, not easy at the best of times but Les did a 'sickie' and Adam turned up. He's the best player in the bowling alley, often scoring over 250! Poor us!!

We did manage to get two points on the last game and, but for two pins, as the saying goes, we could have had a draw.

Jeff and Brian had a problem too, as one of their opponents cheated. They weren't happy puppies!

Martin

We had a little chat on the phone earlier and he sounded really happy with his presents. I didn't find out much apart from the fact that he had two new playstation games! It's amazing how he can stay still long enough to play them!

He had his mates round and they were up to mischief, so he said 'bye' and went off to have some fun!

I didn't even get chance to tell him about Top's big charge this morning, never mind, I'll catch up with him soon.

La Gomera

In the distance it is just possible to see the island of La Gomera. It rarely gets any clearer and the locals say that if it can be seen clearly there will be bad weather in Tenerife. About twice a year, doh!

It takes me about two minutes to walk to this spot from my apartment and I often wander around there with Topsie. Very peaceful.

www.gomera.info/gomera_info.htm

Happy Birthday Plug xxxx

Happy Birthday, number one grandson!

Another candle on the cake this year, mate.

I wish I could be there for one of your special hugs as they mean so much. I would like a big piece of your cake too!!

Lots and lots of love, Martin, we hope you have a great day.

I reckon that Top might do a 'charge' in the morning just for you!!

Nana, Grandad and Top xxxxxxxxx

Photo: Julian

Jamie

I rang her after school to wish her 'Happy Birthday' and we had a lovely chat. Grandad was so sorry that he couldn't speak to her, but, he was out working. Her pressies included a Playstation and television for her bedroom and she was well pleased with them. Her mates were over for the evening and they were planning to watch a couple of 'girlie' dvd's.

Mum, my daughter Sam, has to repeat the whole birthday thing on Sunday because Martin will be nine!! Working nights I'm sure she will be well wrecked by Monday!

I'm having a bit of a late spring clean because my mate, Tony, arrives next Friday. We tend to shove loads of stuff in the spare room and then panic when folk are coming to stay! I will find the bed before then...........and iron his sheets!

I must admit that we don't see much of him. He loves the sun and usually wanders off to the beach early afternoon. We do have some really good natters on the balcony late at night, much to the annoyance of a certain neighbour..........well funny!!